webdalek:

theparadoxmachine:

webdalek:

theparadoxmachine:

webdalek:

daphneashbrook:

webdalek:

colchrishadfield:

Orbital debris seems to be on a course moving a bit faster than ISS. I’ll try to take more pictures if it swings by.

THAT IS NOT DEBRIS. IT’S A DALEK RESCUE SHIP COMING FOR ME.

THE DALEK LIBERATION FRONT HAS ARRIVED.

I SHALL NOW BE DONE WITH YOUR WORLD. THE COMPANION CAN NO LONGER OPPRESS ME!

EXTRICATE! EXTRICATE!

Keep it up and I’ll replace you with a robotic dog. Or maybe a Roomba. Seriously.

UPON FURTHER ANALYSIS U.N.I.T. HAS DETERMINED THAT THIS IS THE CAFETERIA SECTION OF THE LAST SONTARAN BATTLE CRUISER DESTROYED IN ORBIT. IT WILL BURN UP ON REENTRY, TAKING THE LARGEST TWINKIE STORE IN THE WORLD WITH IT.

IT IS NOT THE DALEK LIBERATION FRONT.

I’LL BE HIDING IN THE SHED RUMINATING IN MY CAVE OF SOLITUDE AND PLOTTING MY VENGEANCE.

So basically, you’re in timeout.

WHY MUST YOU PUT THIS IN THE MOST DEMEANING WAY POSSIBLE!

Because you’re a Dalek, a creature built for the sole purpose of destroying anything not like you, and even though you’ve been relatively well behaved lately, I’m pretty sure there’s a rule somewhere that says I’m allowed to be mean to you.

POINT. BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW YOU ONLY CONTINUE TO EXIST AS LONG AS I AM DISARMED.

#THIS IS WHY THE COMPANION MAKES ME SEE A THERAPIST,

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O.O

textsfromthetardis:

Submitted by r1such4n.

It’s almost like it was intentional.