“What would you like for your birthday, Napoleon?”
“A better communicator?”
“How about one in gold?”

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There’s a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
ladmcladface replied to your photoset: I honestly can’t decide which one of them I would…
FUCCK YOOU!Well you’ve kept me awake so many nights recently I thought I’d return the favour!
I try to have mercy on you, really I do. I just live in California.
You were by far the worst offender last night. Clearly I need to move to a more suitable timezone.
Hey, I tried! I made sure the return to hostilities in the tag war was (mostly) free of pretty pictures so it wouldn’t keep distracting you!