“What would you like for your birthday, Napoleon?”
“A better communicator?”
“How about one in gold?”
   “What would you like for your birthday, Napoleon?”
“A better communicator?”
“How about one in gold?”
  

“What would you like for your birthday, Napoleon?”

“A better communicator?”

“How about one in gold?”

  

vaidomardais:

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There’s a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?

destructo-bot:

thisisaslongas:

destructo-bot:

ladmcladface replied to your photoset: I honestly can’t decide which one of them I would…

FUCCK YOOU!

Well you’ve kept me awake so many nights recently I thought I’d return the favour!

I try to have mercy on you, really I do.  I just live in California.

You were by far the worst offender last night. Clearly I need to move to a more suitable timezone.

Hey, I tried!  I made sure the return to hostilities in the tag war was (mostly) free of pretty pictures so it wouldn’t keep distracting you!