“Oh now really young man, that is too much. That was my sandwich.”
“Mmmffm mmff mmm.”

That time the nurse wouldn’t give Illya his clothes back so he tried to walk out of the hospital naked
Illya stole Sherlock’s sheet?! When will it end?!
(Source: misplacedboner)
“Those pants are awfully tight in …certain areas. Did you get those off the Doctor too?”
“No, these came from a Captain.”

“Do you think we lost him?”
“Ah, no Illya, I don’t think we did.”
*yoink*
(some time later)
“Rory, I love my new scarf. Come here you.”
“Why thank you, it IS an excellent bow tie. I got it from a rather irritating gentleman of my acquaintance.”

“Whoa, hey, what are you doing? Gerroffme!”
*yoink*
“Mine now.”
“What would you like for your birthday, Napoleon?”
“A better communicator?”
“How about one in gold?”

“By the way, where did you get that outfit, Jaime?”
“Well, you see Doctor, there was this wee blonde fellow…”
“Oh dear me.”
