“Oh now really young man, that is too much.  That was my sandwich.”
“Mmmffm mmff mmm.”

“Oh now really young man, that is too much.  That was my sandwich.”

“Mmmffm mmff mmm.”

karaksindru:

Illya steals all the things…

I love you people.  Into the queue!

(Source: obolens)

karaksindru:

ourmenfromuncle:

That time the nurse wouldn’t give Illya his clothes back so he tried to walk out of the hospital naked

Illya stole Sherlock’s sheet?! When will it end?!

karaksindru:

ourmenfromuncle:

That time the nurse wouldn’t give Illya his clothes back so he tried to walk out of the hospital naked

Illya stole Sherlock’s sheet?! When will it end?!

(Source: misplacedboner)

“Those pants are awfully tight in …certain areas.  Did you get those off the Doctor too?”

“No, these came from a Captain.”

“Do you think we lost him?”
“Ah, no Illya, I don’t think we did.”
*yoink*
(some time later)
“Rory, I love my new scarf.  Come here you.”

“Do you think we lost him?”

“Ah, no Illya, I don’t think we did.”

*yoink*

(some time later)

“Rory, I love my new scarf.  Come here you.”

“Why thank you, it IS an excellent bow tie.  I got it from a rather irritating gentleman of my acquaintance.”

“Whoa, hey, what are you doing? Gerroffme!”
*yoink*
“Mine now.”

“Why thank you, it IS an excellent bow tie.  I got it from a rather irritating gentleman of my acquaintance.”

“Whoa, hey, what are you doing? Gerroffme!”

*yoink*

“Mine now.”

“What would you like for your birthday, Napoleon?”
“A better communicator?”
“How about one in gold?”
   “What would you like for your birthday, Napoleon?”
“A better communicator?”
“How about one in gold?”
  

“What would you like for your birthday, Napoleon?”

“A better communicator?”

“How about one in gold?”

  

“By the way, where did you get that outfit, Jaime?”
“Well, you see Doctor, there was this wee blonde fellow…”
“Oh dear me.”

“By the way, where did you get that outfit, Jaime?”

“Well, you see Doctor, there was this wee blonde fellow…”

“Oh dear me.”

“Who is that, and how did he come to be in my ship?”

*yoink* “This one is MINE now.”

“I used to have a hat with a broader brim, but I lost it.  …well, it was stolen.  Long story.”

“Serves you right for taking the fez.”