Oh man, I totally just lost a follower over the tag wars.
The first time the question was asked.
Did Illya steal his hat?! Illya stole his hat. ILLYA TOTALLY STOLE HIS HAT.
See that?! That is the Doctor’s hat, that Illya totally stole!
And he looks so SMUG too.
…I always hate having to kiss someone to convince them that yes, really, I am indeed trying to seduce them. The kiss is always kind of one-sided for the first ten seconds, while the person in question is overcoming the shock of having been noticed by the pretty girl attached to his face.