ourlordbender:

thisisaslongas:

ourlordbender:

thisisaslongas:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Let me guess: you carry your backpack primarily on only one shoulder.

First of all HOW DARE YOU

It happened to me it happened to you it’s happening to the last dude who talked to you….

No I said “how dare you” you can’t respond to that it’s against the rules

Pfft, I dare much in life and hope to dare even more in the next if there is one.

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

tonight’s fantabulous hair

"Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism."
— Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia (via wetforest)

(Source: larmoyante)

(Source: bellecs)

supercargautier:

just to be clear, we are looking at a scenario in which the very organization tasked with investigating an officer-involved-shooting… are behind the donation drive to support the officer involved in the shooting

I just phrased that in the most neutral terms possible and it’s still absolutely damning

glumshoe:

I knew greenkneehighs through Elfie for like a year before she followed me.

I *found* the Lawrence vortex through Greenkneehighs and her monopolization of the Peter O’Toole tag.

glumshoe:

Deal. I hope you like Lady Macbeth beetle-wing embroidered iridescent green drapery.

yes please

kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif

…please tell me this is a prank to be pulled on all pedants because this pedant is itching to correct.

(Source: zoo.org.au)

glumshoe:

Watching ‘Hunchback of Notre Dame’. Ok, I get it, Frollo is evil and racist and a murderer, but the well…? Really? You’re going to poison the community well with dead baby water? People…people drink out of that. YOU drink out of that.

THIS